There were once 2 pints!
One in the tall Carlsberg glass,
And one in a curvier tumbler!
I thought I'd prefer the Carlsberg one,
Because the curvy tumbler had an uneven texture!
That often makes the beer gassier and less frothy,
It was a conundrum,.......quite easily!
Cuz It did seem prima facie that the curvier my glass was
The more my beer would pack a punch,
The Carlsberg glass was skinnier,
And it's often been said - "the skinnier the merrier" & reliable,
But I didn't wanna be merry That night,
I'd had an off day at the office,
The code review I'd submitted had more bugs that the room I was sitting in,
And I'd fluffed my meeting because the working space I was sat in wasn't as silent as promised,
In short I was pretty pissed!
So I rounded the curvier one,
Then a few more curvier ones went in,
And before I knew it,
I was dry humping the bar owners dog,
"Oh Look! How the turn tables", I remember saying,
My mate and I were then placed on separate seats,
Alone and foggy, I continued, staying on my drinking mileage,
It wasn't long after that, when I started replacing my cocktail snowballs with balls from the pool table,
And that's what I remember from that night!
I woke up the next afternoon with a bruised bum and a black eye
My mate on the other hand looked as fresh and fit as a butchers dog,
Now remember! He took the less curvier pint,
And that has made all the difference!